Melania Trump wants a robot to homeschool your child

At a press conference at the White House on Wednesday, First Lady Melania Trump showed up with a humanoid robot developed by robotics firm Figure AI. The duo waltzed down a red carpet together before the bot gave a brief speech, chirping: “I am grateful to be part of this historic movement to empower children with technology and education.”

Not long after these remarks, the machine mosied out of the room and disappeared.